ME: Good Morning Mother!
MOTHER: You do still have all my measurements - right?
ME: Yes, you just gave them to me again recently, and I have them written in my notebook.
MOTHER: Good! I have a request.
ME: What's that?
MOTHER: I need you to make me a BRA! A good fitting BRA!
INSERT: Crickets...
ME: NEVER!!!
ME: Don't they still sell them at WalMart?
MOTHER: The last time I was there I couldn't find my size.
ME: Well, TRY TARGET!!!!
MOTHER AND ME: Lot's of laughter!!!
Oh no! I want to learn to make my own bras, but never for anyone else :)
ReplyDeleteIF (and that's a BIG IF) I did ever change my mind about learning to make bras, AND got to the place where I really did know how to get a good fit, I would certainly make bras for my Mother too. But like I've said, "don't think that's ever gonna happen"!
ReplyDeleteCrickets ... hahahahahaha! Yep, that would've been me too. Right before a big loud NO!
ReplyDeleteHilarious! Don't forget, the world is her oyster if she decides to shop for bras online.
ReplyDeleteLOL - yep - bras are a whole other ballgame!
ReplyDeleteI'm with you. I don't think I'll ever be tempted to make my bras even though my size is hard to find.
ReplyDeleteI have no interest in making myself crazy trying to get a good fitting bra out of my sewing machine. I just don't want to go there!
ReplyDeleteOMG to make someone ELSE a bra? ooph. No.
ReplyDeleteThough cutting apart one of her favorite old ones and using it as a template is a tempting idea.
Tempting, but still no. :)
p.s. Does your mom read your blog? Was she just messing with you? :)
ReplyDeleteYep, she reads the blog. She had me there for a moment (thus the crickets) before I realized she was kidding. She probably reads yours too - she's a lurker. We had a really good laugh!
DeleteLOL!!! What a great laugh!
ReplyDeleteAfter my initial shock I realized that she was just kidding - then we had a really laugh about it. At first I thought she was serious.
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