ME: Good Morning Mother!
MOTHER: You do still have all my measurements - right?
ME: Yes, you just gave them to me again recently, and I have them written in my notebook.
MOTHER: Good! I have a request.
ME: What's that?
MOTHER: I need you to make me a BRA! A good fitting BRA!
ME: Don't they still sell them at WalMart?
MOTHER: The last time I was there I couldn't find my size.
ME: Well, TRY TARGET!!!!
MOTHER AND ME: Lot's of laughter!!!